There is no more recognizable phrase that defines a single generation:
Sally has died of dysentery.
If you were in elementary school in the 80’s and 90’s and had access to a “computer” (using the term loosely here), you had the fortune of spending hours of your pre-teen life journeying across the virtual midwest from Missouri to Willamette Valley, Oregon in one of the greatest videogames of all time: The Oregon Trail.
As you might remember, I’m a big gaming nerd – I even get to design games that teach kids kids about money. So I’m a sucker for a good, fun game where you actually learn something. So while games like Super Mario taught me a few things about coins and risk-taking, nothing could rival the intense, realism in Oregon Trail.
As wagon leader, you were in charge of getting your family of five across the country in the middle of summer. You have limited finances, a limited amount you can carry in the wagon, and limited choices of where and how to get from the midwest to Oregon.
Oh yeah, and it’s 1848 so there’s lovely things like small pox floating around the country.
Survival 101: Lessons from The Oregon Trail
I learned so much about hunting in the Rocky Mountains, and warding off relatively extinct diseases while playing this game. But more importantly, Oregon Trail taught me about real-life opportunity costs – how our choices now (especially in the 19th century) had an enormous impact on our future.
My favorite three lessons from Oregon Trail can apply both to cross-country wagon journeys and your everyday financial life in the 21st century
1. Always have a spare axle in your wagon.
You’re travelling with a large family and a wagon full of gunpowder. You’re getting around by oxen. You’re travelling through both blazing summer heat and Rocky Mountain snow. Oh, and it’s 1848.
Something is bound to go terribly wrong, so you might as well be prepare for the worst.
Here’s a typical scenario on the trail: You and the rest of your wagon crew have barely made it out of Missouri, the next outpost is days away, and your axle snaps in half. You thought about loading up before setting off on your journey, but you ended up blowing your extra money on an extra box of ammunition and a set of fancy new clothes. Bad choice.
The Oregon Trail is all about preparing for the unexpected (though if you’ve played it enough times, you know that someone in your party is guaranteed to drown or die of cholera). Load up on extra supplies, save some cash in reserve, even if you don’t think you need it. You’ll be grateful that you had some extra supplies on hand when you inevitably lose half your load trying to cross the river. And for God’s sake, axles only cost $!0 in the 1840’s. Suck it up and buy some extra parts.
2. Your career choice matters. In fact, your life depends on it.
The game got a little fancier in 1996 with the release of Oregon Trail II. And with the updated version, you were given more choices at the beginning that impacted your journey later on. One of the most important choices you make is your occupation. Want to be a doctor? That’ll cost you $50 upfront to get those skills before you set off on your journey. It’s the most expensive career you can choose, but it’s arguably the most useful. As a doctor can repair a broken arm or heal someone suffering from dysentery.
But hey, I’m frugal; so I totally understand if you want to save some money upfront. Go ahead: choose an occupation like seamstress or musician. You can salvage your torn shirt or boost morale with a couple of tunes.
You know who doesn’t need clothes or music?
PEOPLE WHO DIE OF CHOLERA.
So like life in 2012, choose your career wisely and invest in some useful skills before you set off on the road. You’ll be glad you didn’t get a degree in poetry when someone gets bit by a snake.
3. Whatever you do, don’t ford the river.
It’s one of the most dreaded screens in the game:
“You’ve reached the Green River crossing. What would you like to do?”
1. Attempt to ford the river.
2. Pay for a ferry to take you across.
Huh, it’s 3 feet deep? That’s totally manageable. My oxen and wagon must be at least 4 feet tall. We totally got this! Plus we save money and time instead of taking the ferry. Let’s go… see? Just a little wet. Just a little…. uh oh.
It’s tempting to save a few bucks and just ford the river. You’ve crossed hundreds of rivers in your virtual Oregon Trail life, but you think this time will be different. So you take a chance. And then, the water starts rushing in. You lose valuable supplies. You even lose an oxen. And oops, there goes Mary Beth.
Don’t be a cheap-ass and risk drowning. Take the ferry. Just because you can try do it yourself, it doesn’t mean you should.
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All of the pictures I used in this post came from the original game. Yes, as I was writing this I was playing the Apply II version on my MacBook Air. Technology is fantastic, isn’t it?
So if you’re in the mood to journey out West in , check out Virtual Apple’s great collection of games here.
I’m curious: What were your favorite games growing up? Did you ever play Oregon Trail? More importantly, did you ever make it to Oregon without anyone dying?